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Thread: So I'm working late in the office tonight... (C0WB0Y Story ITT)

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    Originally posted by C0WB0Y
    ...just bangin' out some 1040s. Typical night for a mild mannered accountant during tax season.
    I know what thats like...I didn't get to leave the office until around 10:30 last night...fun stuff always happens after hours!
    dear mr. toilet, i am the shit
    fuck im blazed


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    Lol I like how everyones calling you out Cowboy. I believe you, and I would have done the same thing as you too. Plus its legal to carry handgun with you at all times there is it not?

    I like..."I'm here for a meeting"

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    Complimentary llama post in a cowboy thread.

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    Originally posted by dizdar
    watch nip/tuck much?
    i can't help it my roommate got seasons 1-4 on dvd

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    Originally posted by kopie
    I know what thats like...I didn't get to leave the office until around 10:30 last night...fun stuff always happens after hours!
    same in this situation

    "as an IT professional" I work late hours OFTEN, or I will find myself here after hours when its 3 or 4 am fixing random shit. As such, this building has been broken into by black people already...
    therefore when I hear weird shit I'll find me some type of "murdah weh-pawn". It's not worth going out to some random people who shouldn't even be in your building, let alone to people to you dont know, NOT prepared for battle.

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    Originally posted by RandyC
    same in this situation

    "as an IT professional" I work late hours OFTEN, or I will find myself here after hours when its 3 or 4 am fixing random shit. As such, this building has been broken into by black people already...
    therefore when I hear weird shit I'll find me some type of "murdah weh-pawn". It's not worth going out to some random people who shouldn't even be in your building, let alone to people to you dont know, NOT prepared for battle.

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    lol at everybody calling you out.

    Come on, guys... of all the Cowboy stories, you find THIS ONE the most unbelievable? Even if I was a doubtin' man, this one seems to have the most potential for being real.

    That's not to say I doubt you most of your stories, Cowboy...

    ....because I don't...

    ....











    ...oh god don't kill me

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    Originally posted by billoose
    That's a sick ass pistol Cowboy. Just be careful that asshole doesn't come back.
    “Crackheads easily scare, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.”




    Originally posted by J_Flat
    we need to hang out dude. i wanna take a road trip just to kick it with you.
    Consider it an open offer. We'll sip some whiskey, shoot some guns and ride some waves.




    BTW, I'm surprised I haven't gotten the usual level of backlash. And where the hell is Irishhammer, Juice, Aedeos & Crab. It's not a C0WB0Y thread without them.

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    Shit man... he was probably just there for a meeting





    lol on a side note, too short of a story

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    Originally posted by Toaster

    lol on a side note, too short of a story

    Yeah, it is kinda short. I wrote this like 30 minutes after it happened and I was still all amped up. Shoulda waited to write it later.

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    cowboy, with all of your martial arts training where do you draw the line between just relying strictly upon your self for defense and pulling out your weapon? for example, if you were walking down the street (i assume you carry a concealed weapon) and someone tries to mug you. do you go for your weapon or do you handle it bruce lee style?

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    Originally posted by Jvale
    cowboy, with all of your martial arts training where do you draw the line between just relying strictly upon your self for defense and pulling out your weapon? for example, if you were walking down the street (i assume you carry a concealed weapon) and someone tries to mug you. do you go for your weapon or do you handle it bruce lee style?

    Good question.


    I'll usually rely on hand-to-hand combat. Even outnumbered I still prefer to go at it on my martial arts skills alone. I'd even take beating from a few guys before I'd consider pulling heat.

    However, once I feel my life may be in danger, I will step it up to the next level. Last night's incident was on that level. He was an intruder. This was not a public venue. Also, he appeared to be a crackhead. You have to treat them like the feral animals they are. Human beings understand reason, compassion & dignity. Predators understand strength. A crackhead may actually believe he could take me in a fight. A show of lethal force was the best way to handle the situation.

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    lol your such a dick head

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    Originally posted by girlakia1204
    lol your such a dick head
    How so?

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    Originally posted by girlakia1204
    lol your such a dick head
    qf hes gonna kill you.

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    Originally posted by girlakia1204
    lol your such a dick head
    says the dumbfuck that logged onto his roomate's ef account and posted dumb shit


    also, you're is the correct word there, not your
    webspace done got deleted.

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    Originally posted by diggoryvenn
    also, you're is the correct word there, not your

    qfpwned


    C0WB0Y, I don't understand how your life can be so fucking interesting all the time.

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    Originally posted by square_blunt
    qfpwned


    C0WB0Y, I don't understand how your life can be so fucking interesting all the time.
    haha, nice said..

    But seriously.. What you experience in 14 days, takes a normal guy 50 years.. Ur like ... Chuck Norris...
    This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time -Tyler Durden-

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    Originally posted by square_blunt
    C0WB0Y, I don't understand how your life can be so fucking interesting all the time.

    There is no explanation. It defies logic.

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    Originally posted by Lurifax
    haha, nice said..

    But seriously.. What you experience in 14 days, takes a normal guy 50 years.. Ur like ... Chuck Norris...


    C0wb0y once had an erection, there were no survivors.

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