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Thread: So I'm working late in the office tonight... (C0WB0Y Story ITT)

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    So I'm working late in the office tonight... (C0WB0Y Story ITT)

    ...just bangin' out some 1040s. Typical night for a mild mannered accountant during tax season. A friend called and we chatted a bit.

    Suddenly, I heard banging.

    I told her, "I'll call you back." and hung up the phone.

    I listened. More banging. The office is always dead quiet this late at night. The last person usually leaves around 7pm. Something was definitely wrong.

    I opened my top-right desk draw, drew my .45 Colt 1911 and immediately prepared myself for battle.

    I silently opened my office door and cautiously entered the hallway.

    More banging.

    I crept down the hallways and turned the corner.

    Contact.

    A man was banging on an office door, trying to gain access. From his appearance, it was obvious he was homeless and most likely a drug user.

    "Don't fucking move," I ordered as I trained my weapon on his skull.

    "Hey man... uhhh.... I'm a here for a meeting."

    "What meeting?"

    "Look.. I just need some money."

    "You're in the wrong place at the wrong time, buddy. Move it."

    "Hey man, I just need some money. Can you help me out."

    "You take one step towards me and I will kill you. Door's that way. Go. Now."

    And with that he scurried out the door and off into the night.



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    You should of taken his picture. Nice story although not quite upto cowboy standards.

    Fix your bold tag btw.


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    Would you of really shot him?



    Or did you just make this up

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    hardass

    edit - why would you you threaten this dude with a gun lol and this shits hard to believe, not to mention a shitty story

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    I don't even know if this is true or not.


    I hope it is.


    I love C0wboy stories.

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    Originally posted by ahimsa
    Would you of really shot him?



    Or did you just make this up

    I'm not gonna lie to you.

    Yes, I would have shot him. But not cause I'm a hardass, but because I was very, very edgy. Almost scared.

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    you probably could have just asked him to leave politely.
    lalala lalala

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    Originally posted by Lukin
    you probably could have just asked him to leave politely.

    Why take any chances with an invader? He's already shown a complete disregard for the law.


    He kinda looked like this.




    Note the sketchy eyes.

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    Originally posted by C0WB0Y
    Why take any chances with an invader? He's already shown a complete disregard for the law.


    He kinda looked like this.

    [ismg]http://www.digital-photo.com.au/gallery/d/4272-4/Dazed-and-Confused-IMG_5064.jpg[/img]


    Note the sketchy eyes.
    IT WASNT ME MANNNNNNN WTFFF

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    You can never be sure with those crackheads...good call on preparing for battle.

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    nice. but you should have least pistol whipped him for intruding on your property

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    Originally posted by ddubs
    nice. but you should have least pistol whipped him for intruding on your property

    There's the catch. He wasn't in my office. He was in the building that my office is in. ( I share a the building with other companies.) So if I had shot him/roughed him up, how much trouble would I be in???

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    Originally posted by C0WB0Y
    There's the catch. He wasn't in my office. He was in the building that my office is in. ( I share a the building with other companies.) So if I had shot him/roughed him up, how much trouble would I be in???
    none if you shot him and fed him to alligators? just tie a bunch of hams on him and the gators will be a comin'

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    Originally posted by ddubs
    none if you shot him and fed him to alligators? just tie a bunch of hams on him and the gators will be a comin'

    We don't have gators here. However, the sharks are a'plenty offshore. And yes, I would much rather dump a crackhead's body than deal with the legal ramifications. Besides, who's even gonna miss one lousy druggie?

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    Originally posted by C0WB0Y
    We don't have gators here. However, the sharks are a'plenty offshore. And yes, I would much rather dump a crackhead's body than deal with the legal ramifications. Besides, who's even gonna miss one lousy druggie?
    exactly. dump away.

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    I find this story really hard to believe.


    And even more so I find it hard to believe you would of actually killed this man if he would of gone any further, even though you say hes a crackhead hes still a fucking human being. I mean seriously hes a fucking crackhead what the hell would of he been able to do to you?

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    Originally posted by ahimsa
    I find this story really hard to believe.


    And even more so I find it hard to believe you would of actually killed this man if he would of gone any further, even though you say hes a crackhead hes still a fucking human being. I mean seriously hes a fucking crackhead what the hell would of he been able to do to you?

    You can't fight crazy, son.

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    we need to hang out dude. i wanna take a road trip just to kick it with you.

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    Originally posted by ddubs
    none if you shot him and fed him to alligators? just tie a bunch of hams on him and the gators will be a comin'
    watch nip/tuck much?

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    That's a sick ass pistol Cowboy. Just be careful that asshole doesn't come back.

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