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    this is my nightmare. bitch probably skipped the pill on purpose.
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    Holy shit dude. That sucks. Can't really say anything other than good luck.
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    AENIMAV WITH THE ASSIST!
    is her face shopped? or are you two related?


    You look eerily alike.


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    oooh my god that is terrible. i didn't realize you were that guy

    congratulations sorry, she looks like the kind of girl to trap you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoWGLi View Post
    LOL, you may want to check up on her taking that birth control. Considering it's 99.9% effective, someone fucked up. Either that or you should buy a lotto ticket.



    Go get the morning after pill and crush it up into something of hers. Or tell her they are tic tacs.
    Its called the morning after pill for a reason...

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    is her face shopped? or are you two related?


    You look eerily alike.
    Youre an idiot.



    Props on taking responsibility Cyrus, have you told your parents?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotBlue View Post
    is her face shopped? or are you two related?


    You look eerily alike.
    Holy fuck, you are retarded.
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    is 1 sockit equivalent to 4 dudes?

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    CYRUS! WE HAVE TO GO BACK IN TIME AND STOP YOU FROM HAVING INTERCOURSE!

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    YEAH?! WELL YOU'RE GAY.


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    also, i've never seen the original picture, so for all I know she may look like that


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    Quote Originally Posted by cixelsydruos View Post
    this is my nightmare. bitch probably skipped the pill on purpose.
    no she didnt, she always took them in front of me so i didnt have to ask her "DID YOU TAKE YOUR BIRTH CONTROL????"

    Quote Originally Posted by NotBlue View Post
    is her face shopped? or are you two related?


    You look eerily alike.
    shut up, thats not her you fucking tard

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    oooh my god that is terrible. i didn't realize you were that guy

    congratulations sorry, she looks like the kind of girl to trap you.
    fuck you you into the wild half black motherfucker

    Quote Originally Posted by ArcAngel9 View Post
    Its called the morning after pill for a reason...



    Youre an idiot.



    Props on taking responsibility Cyrus, have you told your parents?
    not yet, the ob/gyn appointment is tomorrow and then ill tell them after that if she IS pregnant
    and thanks nick, this shit is rough. being 22 and not out of college and having a baby is going to be tough on anyone, so i guess after i successfully raise the kid i can hold my head up high and say that i did all i could

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    CYRUS! WE HAVE TO GO BACK IN TIME AND STOP YOU FROM HAVING INTERCOURSE!
    hahahahahahaha thanks brooxxx

    Quote Originally Posted by NotBlue View Post
    also, i've never seen the original picture, so for all I know she may look like that
    she doesnt, and dont be so daft

    and rich, thanks man, i appreciate that
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    in after worthless attempt to refute shitrus
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    lolllll my man said condoms
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wyrechaser View Post
    your life is...






    OVER!!!

    this. i'm 22 as well and can't fathom having a kid at this age. my chick is on birth control too, so we don't use condoms. this thread has assured me i won't be nutting in her anymore. fuck that...


    best of luck though
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    i'm going through simliar situation. my girlfriend just missed her period and usually has symptoms of her period coming, but not this time.

    its making me awfully nervous. i might have to get something that rhymes with "shsmortion".

    so i hope all goes well for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shitrus View Post
    and rich, thanks man, i appreciate that
    anytime man

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    how far are you through college? are you going to ask to marry her?

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    i hope you can convince her to abort and/or give it up for adoption

    22 is way too young

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    get an abortion and save 3 lives please...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post


    AENIMAV WITH THE ASSIST!
    rofllll

    Congrats though, enjoy shitting your pants in fear every time you think about it for the first few months

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