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    i jinxed myself by posting in this thread. my girl is about a week late. get out of this thread while you still can!
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    Quote Originally Posted by suicidal View Post
    he JUST found out. give him a break, he'll be fine. it's not like this is the first time having a kid early has ever happened.
    Think of it more like food for thought for those that think they have everything covered.


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    Lol dude I don't think I have everything covered at all. She is on semesters an will be done before January even comes around, and we both know and agree that being nauseus isn't a good reason to stayaway from school. I don't want a lecture about how tough it is going to be. I know it's going to be tough but we can do this. We live together already so there's that. Her mom works for P&G so we already het discounts on their products(like60-70%). I know it's going to be tough but guess what. She's keeping the baby and that's that so stop this abortion talk cause it's not going to happen.

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    my girlfriend hasnt had her period for 4 months.

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    I'm not going to say congratulations, because it doesn't sound like this is anything you actually wanted or worked for. I'm not going to say "good luck," because luck doesn't really have anything to do with it at this point -- either you've got what it takes to be a responsible adult or you don't. Hopefully you do, and if you don't all I can hope is that you have the wisdom and maturity to recognize your own inability.

    The thing you will have to understand is that your life as you knew it is over. That's not necessarily a bad thing. From now on your life is about providing the best, most stable environment possible for your loin's spawn.

    Adoption is NOT a "weird" thing at all. Is it weird for a couple who can't have children on their own to want to provide a loving, nurturing family for another human being? Adoptive parents are not parents by such divine misfortune as yourself, they become parents after a long process of evaluation and research that people like your girlfriend and yourself would fail totally.

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    Good luck, my son.

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    Just because you can get a girl pregnant doesn't mean you're ready to be a father

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    Hey now. I was a perfectly good father every time we've played, truth

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    truth hit it hard, good post

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    Papa don't preach, he's in trouble deep. Buuuuttttt, he's made up his miiiinnndddd, he's keeping the baby.

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    ahahahahahaha
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    in after worthless attempt to refute shitrus
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    lolllll my man said condoms
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    listen to citrus, nigga knows his shit

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    I really don't think anything we have to say is going to affect him if it's against what his GF is saying. Citrus has pretty much resigned to the fact that it's her decision and he just has to put aside his fear and anxiety and man up.

    BTW, don't let a kid be the reason you get married. Having a kid is stressful, getting married is stressful - doing both at once just makes things worse. Especially if the kid is the reason why you married her, you may end up resenting it if things don't work out between the two of you. I wasn't married when my son was born because I wanted to make sure of why I wanted to marry her first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaskell View Post
    What was your gf's reaction when she found out?
    Also, let us know how it goes when you tell your parents...I'm just gonna agree with truth though, just don't be a douche about the whole thing, make that kid's life everything

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    update us on parent's reactions


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    im not really a hundred percent sure, she was mad that i didnt come back down last night but i am working on my parents house for money cause i dont start at the cheesecake factory until the 31st. its not that i dont want to be down there, but gas driving down and back prety much negates the reason why i am up here, to make money. also my phone died and i didnt bring up a charger (like an idiot) so i cant call her lol. shes ma about that too.

    her mom was like, ok calm down were going to talk about this and make a plan. havent told mine yet but i will next week
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    listen to citrus, nigga knows his shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shitrus View Post
    im not really a hundred percent sure, she was mad that i didnt come back down last night but i am working on my parents house for money cause i dont start at the cheesecake factory until the 31st. its not that i dont want to be down there, but gas driving down and back prety much negates the reason why i am up here, to make money. also my phone died and i didnt bring up a charger (like an idiot) so i cant call her lol. shes ma about that too.

    her mom was like, ok calm down were going to talk about this and make a plan. havent told mine yet but i will next week
    wait you're working at the cheese cake factory, give me a a call fucking asap, check your inbox.
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    its not so bad

    Meh, well congrats, as im writing this my 7 week old daughter is screaming bloody murder in my lap...

    A lot of things do change, and it is really a life changing experience (I'm 23 btw), but we have a lot of support and help from nearby relatives so it makes things a whole lot easier.

    Even though shes screaming bloody murder right now, shes usually pretty chill. When shes not screaming bloody murder we are doing dope shit together.

    Dope shit

    and this

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    citrissssssssss!!!!!!!!
    wishing you the best.

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    hey mel, want me to put a baby in you?

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