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    Daily Dose of Vitamin Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Shitrus's Avatar
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    Well it looks like i am going to be a father

    Sounds weird, but the gf took two pregnancy tests today and both were positive. She has an appointment with her ob/gyn tomorrow to confirm/deny.

    I will update as soon as i know more about the whole deal


    Im 22

    sweet

    edit: she was on birth control too so yeah. shes against abortion and adoption so im in this for the long haul
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    a little citrus? may god have mercy on us all

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    1st of all: ahahhhahahhahahahahhahahhhahahhahahhahahahahhaha

    2nd of all: that sucks man. i hope it works out.

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    wooooow holy shit man. I'm 25 and I can't imagine having a kid.


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    I don't know whether to congrat you or tell you to run away and change your name.

    Oh and work for cash only so the g'ment can't take yo money.

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    holy fuck dude...

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    start feeding her a steady supply of miscarriage pills

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    LOL, you may want to check up on her taking that birth control. Considering it's 99.9% effective, someone fucked up. Either that or you should buy a lotto ticket.

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    start feeding her a steady supply of miscarriage pills
    Go get the morning after pill and crush it up into something of hers. Or tell her they are tic tacs.
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    he would kiss me and touch me and make me play with him he told me what we were doing wasnt wrong because he was my dad

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    you better man up, little bitch. make sure he surpasses you, because you're an asshole!

    congratulations

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    AENIMAV WITH THE ASSIST!
    Last edited by Insomniac; 8/12/2009 at 7:08 pm.

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    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    I have lots of Seniority wyre's Avatar
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    OVER!!!
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    CORN! CORN!

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    I really don't know how to respond to this other than the generic hope everything works out for the best.
    Last edited by bluepike; 8/12/2009 at 7:44 pm.

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    Congrats?

    Punch her in the stomach

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shitrus View Post
    she was on birth control too so yeah. shes against abortion and adoption so im in this for the long haul
    Did she skip a pill? or did you do it when she was on the last week of the month where she took those sugar pills?

    Either way, congratz and good luck

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    I have lots of Seniority wyre's Avatar
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    looks like you got LOCKED IN sucka.
    CORN! CORN!

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    I have lots of Seniority wyre's Avatar
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    turnin 27 and still no kids crew ftw.
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    I can't wait till your kid demods you

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