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    Dear Girls That Think

    Their guy friends don't want to hook up with them. You're dumb.

    This is the third time one of my female friends has complained to me about one of her guy friends trying to hook up with her.... This time they were alone at his house and drinking. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT SEE THIS COMING?
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    Did you immediately tell her that you'd fuck her?

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    Pretty sure Chris Rock knocked this topic out of the park already
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    The dudes must not spit hot game, or else they wouldn't be complaining

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    Girls be acting coy all the time. When they say no, calmly stand up without a word and walk away.

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    Bitches are dumb and I just assume that the guy friend my girl has is her secret lover and don't give a shit. at least i still get to cum
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sodo View Post
    Did you immediately tell her that you'd fuck her?
    No. I simply pulled my dick out.


    On the real tho- I don't even try to fuck a chick unless I know I can. Maybe its just all these gameless fools that are ruining it for everyone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Durzo View Post

    On the real tho- I don't even try to fuck a chick unless I know I can. Maybe its just all these gameless fools that are ruining it for everyone.
    More my friends are girls than guys. I notice most them set their standards way higher than they should. Even the ones not as deserving of anything more than a slab of meat.

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    I tried explaining this concept to my last girlfriend. It took her about a solid 2 months until I broke through to her.

    How did I do it?

    We were talking about our relationship one day and she asked me when I knew I liked her. I said from the very moment we met. There was a pause and the she said "Oh My god, it makes sense now. That's why you did this and did that"

    No duh. Most girls don't realize that guys just want to get it in with them, their friends, sisters, moms, cousins, etc etc
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    This thread makes me think you're talking to 16 year-olds.

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    Guys that have girls they want to bang - but keep on a friendly level - as equally as dumb.

    And it makes me laugh when they try to blame the 'nice guy' routine when it fails.

    - Also, these guys are fucking annoying when your girlfriend thinks they are just 'friends'.

    DIAF and get your own tail, you pathetic waste of skin!

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    Guy I used to work with would try to hook up, and then when he got shot down he would play like he was/will just try to stay friends, but that never happened. He got angry when I pointed that out to him like I was being the dick. I just call it like I see it.


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    I have several friends like that - ill admit i don't go the extra mile to get that friend status to hang out with women

    thats what i have friends for - they reel them in, and since most have already wrecked their chances by bein a nice friend. I come in and seal the deal - Then as you mentioned, they get a angry vibe about them - but they are really more angry at themselves for bein a pussy instead of in one

    and i say this with experience because I used to be one of them back in the day

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    Witty assholes take the first piece of cake, every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Creature View Post
    Witty assholes take the first piece of cake, every time.
    *pie

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    Quote Originally Posted by H.I. McDunnough View Post
    *pie
    Prime example of a muff magnet right here.

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    Hoes don't know dick about shit. or is it the other way around?

    ITT we learn: Girls are naive, guys are dumb.
    Relationships are ropes that bind. Love is a noose.



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    'Cause when it comes down to it, this is how we interpret each other

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    Where's that meem of the chick bent over while all her friends are in line too bang her. I think it says, "I have all guy friends because girls are drama".

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