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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabaloo View Post
    seriously, there is no point in even arguing with these retards.
    Allow me to reiterate...
    You would have sex with your female friends if were horny enough/on a long enough dryspell. Granted you don't try for it all the time, and you don't think about it all the time, but it would happen given the right circumstances.

    I have a couple female friends that I havent slept with and yes, they make for great wingwomen. Not to mention even just walking around in public I get like 10x more looks from passerby ladies. (anyone else feel me on this?)
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    In have discussed smashing one of my female friends, with said friend. We don't talk anymore. She pretty much said it would be weird.

    Also tried smashing another one of my female friends. We also don't talk anymore. She wanted a relationship/commitment before we did anything. Even though my penis had already been in her mouth. Slut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Durzo View Post
    Allow me to reiterate...
    You would have sex with your female friends if were horny enough/on a long enough dryspell. Granted you don't try for it all the time, and you don't think about it all the time, but it would happen given the right circumstances.

    I have a couple female friends that I havent slept with and yes, they make for great wingwomen. Not to mention even just walking around in public I get like 10x more looks from passerby ladies. (anyone else feel me on this?)
    Nope, would rather beat off and not have to deal with the bullshit that follows the next day.
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    how do YOU let that happen? Be the Alpha! Put that bitch in her place and lay down the rules she must obide by, ya understand?

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    Yeah! Hit that bitch! Let 'er know that she ain't allowed to vote no more either!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Detox View Post
    Most girls don't realize that guys just want to get it in with them, their friends, sisters, moms, cousins, etc etc
    Yes. exactly. At some point sex is always going to come into the equation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glitch View Post
    Would I turn it down if one offered? Not at all, but I never hang out with them with any intention to smash. A few are good enough friends that I wouldn't ever consider it jsut because it would make a mess of things.

    What you fuckers fail to realize is that good female friends rock. They have even gotten me laid thru wingmaning or simple kind words to friend, a multitude of times. You faggots need to diversify your game.
    im about to diversify your face, chump
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shitrus View Post
    im about to diversify your face, chump
    I will pound you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Detox View Post
    Yeah! Hit that bitch! Let 'er know that she ain't allowed to vote no more either!
    A hahahaha so don't remember writing this. Ahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by wdw View Post
    live with two attractive girls, am best friends with them, don't want to bang them, but bang their friends at every opportunity crew checking in

    fuck you this is how I get like 75% of my butt at least
    dude's banging these chicks' dude friends
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glitch View Post
    Nope, would rather beat off and not have to deal with the bullshit that follows the next day.
    I agree. I have this really good friend from when I was going through training. She was like a little sister to me. She was dating my buddy for awhile then they broke up. I'd drive her home after a party or some shit. She came on to me but I was leaving in a few weeks and I did not want to ruin what we had. She was too nice of a girl for me to hit it and quit it. She wanted to date me and it's not fair to do a long distant relationship so young

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    Quote Originally Posted by suicidal View Post
    dude's banging these chicks' dude friends
    exactly

    chicks are for fags
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    Quote Originally Posted by H.I. McDunnough View Post
    Pretty sure Chris Rock knocked this topic out of the park already
    got a link for this? sounds funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mykelefty View Post
    got a link for this? sounds funny.
    Here's the bit. Dunno if this clip is any good - no sound at work.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90qpDg5y7Lo
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    Quote Originally Posted by H.I. McDunnough View Post
    Here's the bit. Dunno if this clip is any good - no sound at work.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90qpDg5y7Lo
    nailed it

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    "Any girl that thinks their guy friend doesn't wanna get it in is a dumb twat. Of course they wanna fuck you, you have a vagina. Get over it and rock that shit.."

    My homegirl's response to this fiasco.

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    Chris Rock should write the Bible. Absolute GOD!

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