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    The Art of Getting Even

    You guys wanted to see some, so I'll post a few here:

    Ahm Gonna KILL Mahself
    Call the suicide prevention number, for the area that your victim lives in. Disguise your voice, and give the victim's full name. It helps if his number is in the phone book, this way the authorities will be able to look it up in a few minutes. Threaten to kill yourself, unless you get to talk to a TV reporter. Then sob as you say, "I've got a gun to my baby's head." Hang up.

    Air Conditioner Blitz
    Take a nice loose dog stool and chuck it onto the ventilation panel on the outside of the victim's air conditioner. The smell inside will be unbearable, and will probably never be found. THe place will stink for weeks.
    If you can, go into the person's house or office often, and comment each time, about the horrible smell. This will make the person even more angry. If it's a restaurant, call the health department. After all, it's just not healthy to have a dining area that smells awfully, of excrement.

    Airport Shanagins
    Once I had the privilege of driving a guy I hated to the airport. Since security check points are strictly regulated, I was certain that my prank wouldn't go unnoticed. While I was helping the guy unload his luggage from my car, I slipped a handful of 9mm bullets into his jacket pocket, along with a photo of Yassar Arafat. When he went through the metal detector, the bullets set off the alarm, and they checked his pockets. My prank worked better than I had planned, as the security people detained the guy for eight hours of intensive questioning.

    At His Age?
    Here's a good one to do for a quick revenge. Say that you go into a men's room in a restaurant or other public place, and there's somebody you don't like in there. Take a cup of water and hit him in the crotch with it. The guy will stay in there for six hours, until the water dries.

    More Than One Way to Skin a Bank
    Go to a deposit slip area of the bank that's done you wrong. Take out a slip and write, "This is a stick-up" on the back of it. "Put all your money on the counter, and I won't kill you. Hit the alarm, and I'll blow your face off." Slyly slide the slip back into the stack, about ten slips back. Finish your business and leave the bank.
    Another good bank prank, is to ask to use the phone. Usually, the tellers send you to an empty desk. Pretend to make a short call, while looking under the desk. You'll most probably see the foot-pedal alarm button. Push it with your foot, and leave. I suggest that you move quickly, and that you wear a disguise. Good banking!






    Disclaimer:
    I did not write this or come up with these ideas. I will not be held responsible for any actions or consequences of your actions. I do not support these ideas and they are only here for comedic purposes. These are excerpts from the book "The Art of Getting Even" by Gary Brodsky. In otherwords, don't be dumbfucks and get into trouble.

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    hahha some of those are great. but the uhh bank ones, a little to risky for me

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    the sticku-up would get u at least a few months behind bars, if not years

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    lmfao, I am gonig to put like a shovel full of dog shit into my neighbors air conditioner this summer... its going to be great!
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    damn. im gonna try some of these.

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    this is only about the first 3 pages. it's an entire book full. trust me, you will find a lot that you would use.

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    hahaha holy shit all of these are so fucking great lol

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    the bank one is risky dude

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    it would still be fun

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    do it and tell us what happens

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    Thanks for these man. I'm gonna have me some fun when I'm bored this summer. I have a dog too...BOO HAHA!
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    i have a phobia of cops so i am not trying the bank one lol i was just saying it wwould be fun

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    FUCK FUCK FUCK THE POLICE
    FUCK FUCK FUCK THE POLICE
    FUCK FUCK FUCK THE POLICE
    JUST FUCK EM!

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    The police are the people that protect you, you fuckers think rebelling against cops is good? Sure some cops are asses, but without them you'd have anarchy.

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    where you get this book at? i want a copy..

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    i bought it at a bookstore

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    whats the book called? lol "The art of getting even?"
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    yeah, type it up. It would be funny as hell to read. Some of those sound fun to do.

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    Yea that book sounds awesome.

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    please tell us what the book is called?

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