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    Girls who think gay guys are hot

    I've never made a shit talk in my entire EF life... but this fucking pissed me off.

    If you're a girl, and think gay guys are hot, or sexy, or any of that shit... that's fine and fucking dandy... but DO NOT fucking bring that shit to the guys attention... jesus christ...

    Example:

    Ok, my girlfriend sent me a link of a MySpace account, and said: "Look at this, but don't freak out... look at the first picture of the 2 people kissing, we should do that, it's hot." So, I said OK and clicked the link (here's the link, though, if you're a guy, I suggest you don't click it, unless you're gay, and you get your jollies off looking at this shit). The first thing I see is a guy, who looks to be butt-ass naked in a birds eye view camera angle. I start to freak out, but I didn't see any junk so, it wasn't a big deal, now I go down, and I see this picture and I say to myself "Nah, this is a bullshit kiss..." Then I examined closer, and I said to myself "What the fuck..." and I went back up to his main pic, and looked to the right at the text and I see "I'm just another FAGGOT with a PROBLEM"... and I'm really starting to freak out.. then I move down a little and I see this under interests: "...other gay people?" At this point I fucking flip out on her, I mean... I'm cussing, typing in huge font, everything... she calles me retarded, but I don't care. I almost fucking threw up when I read all that. I was fucking slamming on my mouse to close it, pounding on my keyboard in hopes that something would go wrong and maybe close the screen, or at this point, even in the computer would of went into flames, I would of been happy.

    Jesus fucking christ... seriously...

    Cliffnotes: Girlfriend sends me link to a gay guys profile, picture of gay guy kissing, I almost throw up, almost broke my keyboard and mouse. Have to take massive shit.

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    Don't get so excited over guys kissing.

    Slap your girlfriend, tell her that copying kissing positions from spiderman is not hot, then stick your dick on her arm and waggle it a little, when she looks at it, hit her again, but in the throat, with some brass knucks.
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    Admit it. You're gay.

    It's ok... we're here for you. We'll still hate you regardless
    Quote Originally Posted by Nate View Post
    pubes are for realass n-words. i wouldn't even care if she didn't shave her pits. i haven't trimmed my pubes since 9th grade. every girl complains and that's the way god intended it. i can pull a pinch of loose full length pubes from my bush at any given time, which is useful in ways that would never even cross your dick trimming minds.
    fuck yes.

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    Originally posted by Christo
    Admit it. You're gay.

    It's ok... we're here for you. We'll still hate you regardless
    ...what?

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    Originally posted by Machete
    ...what?
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    Let's break it down...

    1. guy goes to a site his girl friend sends him. First pic that loads is a naked dude. Still looks around the site. Still READS stuff on the site.

    2. Missing info

    3. Freaks out. Yells at girlfriend (with big fonts too you guys, so you know he's serious). Bangs his computer around... blah blah blah


    So what really happened in part 2? He looks around the site. Reads stuff on the site... hmm

    THEN he freaks out....

    My guess, he was lookin around and didn't notice his hand in his pants. After he splooged pre-maturely he freaked out. "Nah," he thought, "i'm still straight. It's just gay porn OH NO! I"M GAY!!! NOOOOOOO I HATE MYSELF. CURSES!!! Well, this is just FABULOUS... OH NO! I SAID FABULOUS! Yaaaaaaaaarghhh!!!"


    and so on...
    Quote Originally Posted by Nate View Post
    pubes are for realass n-words. i wouldn't even care if she didn't shave her pits. i haven't trimmed my pubes since 9th grade. every girl complains and that's the way god intended it. i can pull a pinch of loose full length pubes from my bush at any given time, which is useful in ways that would never even cross your dick trimming minds.
    fuck yes.

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    everyone wants what they can't have

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    Originally posted by Christo
    1. guy goes to a site his girl friend sends him. First pic that loads is a naked dude. Still looks around the site. Still READS stuff on the site.
    Yes, but I didn't know he was gay, and she wanted me to look at the picture of two people kissing towards the bottom, so I scrolled down. Had I known he was gay before I looked, I wouldn't of.


    Originally posted by Christo
    2. Missing info
    what? There's no "missing info". It goes right from 1 to 3.


    Originally posted by Christo
    3. Freaks out. Yells at girlfriend (with big fonts too you guys, so you know he's serious). Bangs his computer around... blah blah blah
    Would you stop trying to be a fucking comedian on every post. You may get the EF community to laugh, but they'll laugh at anything. But your dumbass is not funny, at all. So stop taking everybodies post and using the same shit that's been used by almost every EF member since I've been here. Yeah, it's a guranteed "LOL" or "LMAO" from the regulars... but it's truly not funny.



    Originally posted by Christo
    So what really happened in part 2? He looks around the site. Reads stuff on the site... hmm

    THEN he freaks out....

    My guess, he was lookin around and didn't notice his hand in his pants. After he splooged pre-maturely he freaked out. "Nah," he thought, "i'm still straight. It's just gay porn OH NO! I"M GAY!!! NOOOOOOO I HATE MYSELF. CURSES!!! Well, this is just FABULOUS... OH NO! I SAID FABULOUS! Yaaaaaaaaarghhh!!!"


    and so on...
    I really doubt that you're 20 years old from that post. Although, you are Canadian, so it kinda does explain it. Fuckin' dick.

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    Ladies and gentlemen, it appears I hit a nerve

    So, I take it your back in the closet now?
    Quote Originally Posted by Nate View Post
    pubes are for realass n-words. i wouldn't even care if she didn't shave her pits. i haven't trimmed my pubes since 9th grade. every girl complains and that's the way god intended it. i can pull a pinch of loose full length pubes from my bush at any given time, which is useful in ways that would never even cross your dick trimming minds.
    fuck yes.

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    WELL I THINK ERIC IS HOT AND I AM A MAN SO AM I GAY NOW?????????????????????

    GROW UP SASSY PANTS
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    if you dont get laid watching cool runnings, you have NO game.

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    Originally posted by Christo
    Ladies and gentlemen, it appears I hit a nerve

    So, I take it your back in the closet now?
    There you go again...

    hahahah I get it... you said "back in the closet" as in... I'm back hiding that I'm gay? LOLLL aw man... you're a for sure the funniest member I've seen.

    Originally posted by Peter
    WELL I THINK ERIC IS HOT AND I AM A MAN SO AM I GAY NOW?????????????????????

    GROW UP SASSY PANTS
    As soon as you take a picture of you Spider-Man kissing him, then yes.,

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    Quit being such a fucking homophobe and grow up. You're a dumbass and you flipped out over seeing guys kiss. Learn to not be such a fucking pussy.

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    Its funny that your girlfriend looks at gay porn, you must suck AHSHSAHHSAHSAHSAHSAHSAHASHAH!
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    Originally posted by Machete
    There you go again...

    hahahah I get it... you said "back in the closet" as in... I'm back hiding that I'm gay? LOLLL aw man... you're a for sure the funniest member I've seen.
    Watch out guys, he's gettin REAL angry now
    Quote Originally Posted by Nate View Post
    pubes are for realass n-words. i wouldn't even care if she didn't shave her pits. i haven't trimmed my pubes since 9th grade. every girl complains and that's the way god intended it. i can pull a pinch of loose full length pubes from my bush at any given time, which is useful in ways that would never even cross your dick trimming minds.
    fuck yes.

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    Originally posted by CroNiK
    Its funny that your girlfriend looks at gay porn, you must suck AHSHSAHHSAHSAHSAHSAHSAHASHAH!
    Typical Canadian post.

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    Originally posted by Machete
    Typical Canadian post.
    typical dumbass post.

    Seriously, go spread your hate elsewhere

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    seriously machete, could you possibly be any more homophobic?

    Homophobia is rooted deeply in minds that fear they may actually be gay.

    have fun givin rimjobs at the age of 47 when you finally figure it out.

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    Originally posted by Appendage
    seriously machete, could you possibly be any more homophobic?

    Homophobia is rooted deeply in minds that fear they may actually be gay.

    have fun givin rimjobs at the age of 47 when you finally figure it out.
    nah dude, he already figured it out. Hence the "freak out" on his girlfriend. He doesn't need her anymore...
    Quote Originally Posted by Nate View Post
    pubes are for realass n-words. i wouldn't even care if she didn't shave her pits. i haven't trimmed my pubes since 9th grade. every girl complains and that's the way god intended it. i can pull a pinch of loose full length pubes from my bush at any given time, which is useful in ways that would never even cross your dick trimming minds.
    fuck yes.

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    He not only hates gays, but canadians too.
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    Originally posted by CroNiK
    He not only hates gays, but canadians too.
    I know that MY feelings were hurt...
    Quote Originally Posted by Nate View Post
    pubes are for realass n-words. i wouldn't even care if she didn't shave her pits. i haven't trimmed my pubes since 9th grade. every girl complains and that's the way god intended it. i can pull a pinch of loose full length pubes from my bush at any given time, which is useful in ways that would never even cross your dick trimming minds.
    fuck yes.

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